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Today in "You have got to be kidding me" news
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000051321/article/jerry-jones-sued-by-woman-who-burnt-her-buttocks?module=HP11_headline_stack
few things
1. 3rd degree burns?
2. what made you think that an object in the sun that was also a dark color would not be hot
3. what the fuck do you want the cowboys to do? put "shit is hot during the day time"
I will assume she burned her ass from dressing like a slut and sitting bear ass on this bench. Good news is that the extreme temperature killed off what ever STDs she left there
few things
1. 3rd degree burns?
2. what made you think that an object in the sun that was also a dark color would not be hot
3. what the fuck do you want the cowboys to do? put "shit is hot during the day time"
I will assume she burned her ass from dressing like a slut and sitting bear ass on this bench. Good news is that the extreme temperature killed off what ever STDs she left there
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I told one of my co-workers about this and she said that she has a fair argument. NO! NO! THIS IS STUPID!
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lets see, you are at a training camp in the middle of the summer when the average temperature is about 95 degrees, you choose to wear some shorty shorts and proceed to sit down on a PLASTIC ( i mean BLACK FUCKING MARBLE!!! ) chair and get a little burn, maybe you should have worn pants? but NO, you already KNEW IT WAS FUCKING HOT BEFORE YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE IN SHORTY SHORTS!!!! dumb bitch
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when did we get a sun smile
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completely reasonable lawsuit, you guys are all jackasses
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Pintsizedjark wrote:completely reasonable lawsuit, you guys are all jackasses
that FUCKING GIF is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!! STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:Pintsizedjark wrote:completely reasonable lawsuit, you guys are all jackasses
that FUCKING GIF is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!! STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what gif?
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im NOT looking anymore..lalalalalalaaallal laal aallalalaalaaa
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it is a weird gif. i dont like it either. i keep looking at it hypnotically trying to see the splice lines on the mans face with horse face but its hard to see
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The first thing I thought of when I read this "This sounds as dumb as that dumb bitch suing McDonalds because her hot coffee was to fucking hot."
It seems like everyones motto in life has become "Act like a fucking dumbass, then sue because your a dumbass, and because everyone else is a dumbass they will sympathize with you and you will win your case."
I hate how dumbasses are allowed to do this stupid ass shit.
It seems like everyones motto in life has become "Act like a fucking dumbass, then sue because your a dumbass, and because everyone else is a dumbass they will sympathize with you and you will win your case."
I hate how dumbasses are allowed to do this stupid ass shit.
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MaddMatter wrote:The first thing I thought of when I read this "This sounds as dumb as that dumb bitch suing McDonalds because her hot coffee was to fucking hot."
It seems like everyones motto in life has become "Act like a fucking dumbass, then sue because your a dumbass, and because everyone else is a dumbass they will sympathize with you and you will win your case."
I hate how dumbasses are allowed to do this stupid ass shit.
again, the mcdonalds coffee case isnt that stupid because the coffee was near boiling point. this though is absolutely retarded
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EPICxMUSICIAN69 wrote:MaddMatter wrote:The first thing I thought of when I read this "This sounds as dumb as that dumb bitch suing McDonalds because her hot coffee was to fucking hot."
It seems like everyones motto in life has become "Act like a fucking dumbass, then sue because your a dumbass, and because everyone else is a dumbass they will sympathize with you and you will win your case."
I hate how dumbasses are allowed to do this stupid ass shit.
again, the mcdonalds coffee case isnt that stupid because the coffee was near boiling point. this though is absolutely retarded
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HOT THE COFFEE IS! YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT EITHER WAY OR ELSE YOU GET BURNED!
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