ESPN FIRST POWERRANKINGS!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings/_/year/2011/week/0


Power Rankings usually don't mean shit, but that still doesn't mean they're fun to look at.

Steelers are too high. They should be lower....like 32nd

why arent the lions first? this is a sick joke..

Mutant wrote:Steelers are too high. They should be lower....like 32nd

Steelers shouldn't be ranked at all, because they voted not to approve the CBA. So they should just forfeit the season and get the year off like they wanted.

MyDirtyDangles wrote:why arent the lions first? this is a sick joke..

Fuck that shyt.

1. Cardinals
2. Lions
3. everyone else

Top 6:

1. Packers
2. Patriots
3. Steelers
4. Eagles
5. Ravens
6. Jets
7. Saints

at23steelers wrote:Top 6:

1. Packers
2. Patriots
3. Steelers
4. Eagles
5. Ravens
6. Jets
7. Saints

That's Top 7

*Thoughts from my head*

"Hmm ok lets see where the Bengals are ranked... ok not 1st obviously... not top five, no shit... not top ten, fair enough... ok not top 20... meh well people don't consider them a good team... 21? no... 22? no... 23? 24? 25? No, no, and no... 26... NO WTF! 27? AWWW WHAT THE FUCK... 28?! FUCK YOU ESPN... 29? NO?! 30?!!!!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK WERE NOT EVEN TOP 30?! Ok, ok hold on now, it's between the Bengals and the BuffaLOL Bills........ no........ noooo no no.... no this can't be, no. no! NO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BENGALS ARE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MANICS! YOU BLEW IT UP! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

HurpDurpHurray wrote:*Thoughts from my head*

"Hmm ok lets see where the Bengals are ranked... ok not 1st obviously... not top five, no shit... not top ten, fair enough... ok not top 20... meh well people don't consider them a good team... 21? no... 22? no... 23? 24? 25? No, no, and no... 26... NO WTF! 27? AWWW WHAT THE FUCK... 28?! FUCK YOU ESPN... 29? NO?! 30?!!!!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK WERE NOT EVEN TOP 30?! Ok, ok hold on now, it's between the Bengals and the BuffaLOL Bills........ no........ noooo no no.... no this can't be, no. no! NO! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BENGALS ARE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MANICS! YOU BLEW IT UP! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

Power rankings are all a joke....

ESPN = Extremely Stupid Pointless Nonsense

I guess I'm alright with where the Cowboys are.

Who cares what these idiots think? haha.. i mean look at the 1 sentence things breaking down each team.. more are ridiculous or don't even give an accurate portrayal of the team.

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:ESPN = Extremely Stupid Pointless Nonsense

I'm a FSU alumn, but I saw this ESPN sign in Gainesville and had to laugh...

Eat Shit Pussy Noles!

CaptRCG2 wrote:

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:ESPN = Extremely Stupid Pointless Nonsense

I'm a FSU alumn, but I saw this ESPN sign in Gainesville and had to laugh...

Eat Shit Pussy Noles!

ESPN is to sports what the KKK is to white people. It is so outlandish and retarded if someone looked at that alone would have a negative view.

Last year people said the packers were never going to win with aaron rodgers because he was winless in the postseason....HE HAD 1 FUCKING GAME IN THE POSTSEASON AND HE LOST IT TO THE CARDS.

It isnt like he was like 0-9 in the post season.

Also, if you use that logic, no qb without a win in the post season would ever win. It would just be tom brady and manning in the super bowl every other year

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:

ESPN is to sports what the KKK is to white people. It is so outlandish and retarded if someone looked at that alone would have a negative view.

Best ESPN definition ever

I really don't see why the Browns would have taken a step back from last year but okay...

Nef77 wrote:

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:

ESPN is to sports what the KKK is to white people. It is so outlandish and retarded if someone looked at that alone would have a negative view.

Best ESPN definition ever

fucking their assholes. Skip bayless for example, Colin Cowherd is another dick head. The sports center casters are retarded. Read the scores you fucks, I dont need your insight.

JermikesHere wrote:Who cares what these idiots think? haha.. i mean look at the 1 sentence things breaking down each team.. more are ridiculous or don't even give an accurate portrayal of the team.

"Saints will find out whether Reggie Bush was an underrated contributor after all."

what the fuck does that mean

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:

JermikesHere wrote:Who cares what these idiots think? haha.. i mean look at the 1 sentence things breaking down each team.. more are ridiculous or don't even give an accurate portrayal of the team.

"Saints will find out whether Reggie Bush was an underrated contributor after all."

what the fuck does that mean

it means ESPN sucks dicks and reggie bush's dick happens to be one of them. because his like 30 yards a game were so fucking important

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:

Nef77 wrote:

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:

ESPN is to sports what the KKK is to white people. It is so outlandish and retarded if someone looked at that alone would have a negative view.

Best ESPN definition ever

fucking their assholes. Skip bayless for example, Colin Cowherd is another dick head. The sports center casters are retarded. Read the scores you fucks, I dont need your insight.

ESPN is for fucking retards that can't make their own opinions and need people to tell them how they should feel. Thats why 90% of their shows are all based on people arguing with each other, So some dumbass can decide who to draft in fantasy football. Seriously, that shit pisses me off. NFL Network is about 100x better if you want to get the real, unbiased story. You ever watch the draft on ESPN? Its so gimmicky. And kiper is always fucking wrong. "Jamarcus Russell is gonna energize Raider nation. Youre lookin at a guy who in 3 years could definatley be a top 5 elite quarterback in this league." Seriously? what the fuck they make everybody sound like theyre gonna be the second coming of Joe Montana. Like really. Fuck ESPN.

/rant

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:

Nef77 wrote:

EpicxPlatypus69 wrote:

ESPN is to sports what the KKK is to white people. It is so outlandish and retarded if someone looked at that alone would have a negative view.

Best ESPN definition ever

fucking their assholes. Skip bayless for example, Colin Cowherd is another dick head. The sports center casters are retarded. Read the scores you fucks, I dont need your insight.

ESPN is for fucking retards that can't make their own opinions and need people to tell them how they should feel. Thats why 90% of their shows are all based on people arguing with each other, So some dumbass can decide who to draft in fantasy football. Seriously, that shit pisses me off. NFL Network is about 100x better if you want to get the real, unbiased story. You ever watch the draft on ESPN? Its so gimmicky. And kiper is always fucking wrong. "Jamarcus Russell is gonna energize Raider nation. Youre lookin at a guy who in 3 years could definatley be a top 5 elite quarterback in this league." Seriously? what the fuck they make everybody sound like theyre gonna be the second coming of Joe Montana. Like really. Fuck ESPN.

/rant

the NFL network is way better. the ESPN has two good shows. college football live and PTI (only if wilbon and kornheiser)

Not a fan of some of the people on NFL Network either though namely Jamie Dukes and Warren Sapp.

at23steelers wrote:Not a fan of some of the people on NFL Network either though namely Jamie Dukes and Warren Sapp.

Id would rather have Sapp talking football than this guy

ccdog wrote:

at23steelers wrote:Not a fan of some of the people on NFL Network either though namely Jamie Dukes and Warren Sapp.

Id would rather have Sapp talking football than this guy

the morte guy, clayton, rachael nichols (hot face, horrible body, legs are gigantic) and all the NFL people are stupid as shit