We Really Gonna Act Like This Wont Happen?

Super Bowl Champions:


Denver Broncos.

Broncos will be behind by 6 points with 2 minutes left in the fourth quarter, up to this point Tebow will be -5/2 passing with .73 yards and he would have rushed exactly 4 times for 7.77 yards and all hope will seemed loss when The Broncos take over on their own -9 yard line (Some how they will be spotted IN their own endzone yes) and some how Tebow does his "Eh ya know what? I think I'ma turn into a Football Player." With no room for error, (Hell with no room to move, if he drops back its a safety!) He will take the snap a levitate over the D-line and Linebackers. Land on his own 15 yard line and then say "Defensive Backs, BOW DOWN TO ME!" In which they will all immediately fall to the ground and then Tebow will take a 2 Minute WALK from the 15 yard line, to the endzone. Shaking every players hand on the way telling them "Good Game" while relieving them of their sins. Tebow will cross the goal line and be surrounded by a ray of light. This ray of light will be a sign from God that Tim Tebow is the most perfect human being ever and no one should ever doubt him.


We really gonna act like this won't happen.

MaddMatt wrote:This ray of light will be a sign from God that Tim Tebow is the most perfect human being ever and no one should ever doubt him.

Tim Tebow will reveal himself as Jesus. Later, rapture

They woud be lucky to make the playoffs. They wont make it any further than that with thier chaotic offense.

Watching teh DEN offense is like watching a kid with ADD try and run a marathon. You never know what broken play (and there are many of them to the point it feels liek watching a D3 high school game) is gonna win teh game or end the game for them.

trust me, if tebow and newton bring a successful spread look. the NFL will finally spread out and fans will get what they want. 5 wide outs and a lot of excitement (offense) and a weird score (19-22)

EPICxPLATYPUS69 wrote:trust me, if tebow and newton bring a successful spread look. the NFL will finally spread out and fans will get what they want. 5 wide outs and a lot of excitement (offense) and a weird score (19-22)

I wont like that. I prefer ball-control and strong defense.

To Matt, funny as hell

Thadden wrote:

EPICxPLATYPUS69 wrote:trust me, if tebow and newton bring a successful spread look. the NFL will finally spread out and fans will get what they want. 5 wide outs and a lot of excitement (offense) and a weird score (19-22)

I wont like that. I prefer ball-control and strong defense.

To Matt, funny as hell

as the most part. people would love to see college type offenses move to the nfl. people watch the NFL more than the college because the NFL is all but shoved down our throats

No I'm with Thadden, I don't want to see the spread in the NFL and by spread I'm talking about the read option bullshit and the bubble screens every 2 plays.

Leave that for college.

MaddMatt wrote:No I'm with Thadden, I don't want to see the spread in the NFL and by spread I'm talking about the read option bullshit and the bubble screens every 2 plays.

Leave that for college.

trust me, it will eventually become widespread in which at least 7 to 10 teams would run it at least 10 times a game. look at how fast the widecat shit went around.

Uhhh..... yeah......

MaddMatt wrote:Uhhh..... yeah......

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If that happens i'll move to Serbia.



NOTE POSTER WONT ACTUALLY MOVE TO SERBIA. TEBOW SUCKS DONKEY COCK.

EPICxPLATYPUS69 wrote:

MaddMatt wrote:No I'm with Thadden, I don't want to see the spread in the NFL and by spread I'm talking about the read option bullshit and the bubble screens every 2 plays.

Leave that for college.

trust me, it will eventually become widespread in which at least 7 to 10 teams would run it at least 10 times a game. look at how fast the widecat shit went around.

And look how fast it died out.

tubbs51 wrote:If that happens i'll move to Serbia.



NOTE POSTER WONT ACTUALLY MOVE TO SERBIA. TEBOW SUCKS DONKEY COCK.

Fine print: Far Out...

Mutant wrote:

EPICxPLATYPUS69 wrote:

MaddMatt wrote:No I'm with Thadden, I don't want to see the spread in the NFL and by spread I'm talking about the read option bullshit and the bubble screens every 2 plays.

Leave that for college.

trust me, it will eventually become widespread in which at least 7 to 10 teams would run it at least 10 times a game. look at how fast the widecat shit went around.

And look how fast it died out.

the one who killed it already tried this time. when it worked well enough on rex ryan i was convinced it could work in the nfl.

poshmidget wrote:

Mutant wrote:

EPICxPLATYPUS69 wrote:

MaddMatt wrote:No I'm with Thadden, I don't want to see the spread in the NFL and by spread I'm talking about the read option bullshit and the bubble screens every 2 plays.

Leave that for college.

trust me, it will eventually become widespread in which at least 7 to 10 teams would run it at least 10 times a game. look at how fast the widecat shit went around.

And look how fast it died out.

the one who killed it already tried this time. when it worked well enough on rex ryan i was convinced it could work in the nfl.

its a copy cat league. the NFL sees cam and tebow running option plays, they get the idea "hey, we dont have a real qb, why the fuck not" then you see guys like pat white and this year rg3 go up in the draft

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

Tim Tebow will reveal himself as Jesus. Later, rapture

The fuck he will, Tebow needs permission from his defense to set foot on the fucking field. His defense will reveal him for the shit eating turd armed dipshit he is as a QB when they see fit.

They will also fuck his mother on the 50 yardline during a home game halftime show right after the circus clowns performing in the parkinglot are done seeing how many dicks she can take in the clown car. It will aslo be John Elway bobble head doll night, fun for the whole family.

WhyHateMe666 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

Tim Tebow will reveal himself as Jesus. Later, rapture

The fuck he will, Tebow needs permission from his defense to set foot on the fucking field. His defense will reveal him for the shit eating turd armed dipshit he is as a QB when they see fit.

They will also fuck his mother on the 50 yardline during a home game halftime show right after the circus clowns performing in the parkinglot are done seeing how many dicks she can take in the clown car. It will aslo be John Elway bobble head doll night, fun for the whole family.

LOL

OK. We still gonna act like this wont happen? I mean come on. This shit is kind of creepy.

MaddMatt wrote:OK. We still gonna act like this wont happen? I mean come on. This shit is kind of creepy.

SHUT UP! STOP IT!

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HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatt wrote:OK. We still gonna act like this wont happen? I mean come on. This shit is kind of creepy.

SHUT UP! STOP IT!

HES FUCKING SIX AND ONE DAMNIT

I'm starting to believe you Matt... I think God made Barber fumble that ball.

7-1 for Tebow... I'm scared

this is staged. the nfl is staged.

HurpDurpHurray wrote:I'm starting to believe you Matt... I think God made Barber fumble that ball.

I left the house, I had just seen the Broncos were down 10-0 with like 2 minutes left. Left the house to go to the store.....they say on the radio that Tebow moved down the field and Prater kicked a 59 yarder. Went into the store bought my shit, came out and they're like "So Praters lining up to kick, they're going to try to ice him, but this is what a 47 yarder? Yeah so it looks like Chicago will lose, and hey maybe the Lions do only need to win one more game. Here's the snap, kick on the way and it is good."

Needless to say I was happy cause the Bears lost and now I'm getting really scared.


Hold me.