Favourite Simpsons Moment

HurpDurpHurray wrote:I'm Canadian so I spell favorite like a fucking retard

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:I'm American so I fucking retard

HurpDurpHurray wrote:I'm Canadian so I'm so fucking retarded that I use the word "I" instead of "I'm" when clearly the second choice makes the most sense

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:I'm American so I clearly don't understand that the fact that HurpDurpHurray used "I" instead of "I'm" is to show how stupid I am in a humourist way. I also failed to miss that "retard" should have really been "retarded" because I IZ RETARD

HurpDurpHurray wrote:I'm Canadian so I fail to realize that Browns clearly meant that the quote would read "I'm *a* Fucking Retard, thus not needing to add an ED to the end of retard. I'm Canadian, I like gay guys!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:Fuck me

HurpDurpHurray wrote:I like penis

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:I want your cum inside me

HurpDurpHurray wrote:No Browns, I told you already, you can't have it!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:BUT I WANT YOUR BABIES!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:NO! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE MY BABIES RELATED TO A RETARDED AMERICAN WHO LIKES THE CLEVELAND BROWNS!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:AND I DON'T WANT MY BABIES TO BE RELATED TO A DUMBASS CANADIAN WHO LIKES THE CINCINNATI BENGALS!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:You know what Browns? I tried to make this relationship work but you've just been too much of an asshole lately for me to have any remote feelings for you. We're through...

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:THE HELL WE'RE THROUGH! GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK IN HERE!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:NO FUCK YOU! AND I'M TAKING THAT TEA SET I BOUGHT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR. THE ONE YOU LOVE!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY TEA SET MOTHERFUCKER!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh no! Seems like I accidentally dropped all the pieces to the tea set on the floor and they all shattered. You startled me with your yelling and they just slipped out of my hands!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:THE HELL YOU WERE STARTLED! YOU DROPPED THEM ON PURPOSE YOU WHORE!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:I'M NOT THE WHORE! I'M NOT THE ONE ASKING FOR CUM!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:BITCH IMMA KILL YOU!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:BROWNS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE KNIFE?!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:If I can't have your sperm, NO ONE CAN!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:OH MY GOD MY BALLS! MY BALLS YOU CUT THEM OFF! YOU PSYCHO BITCH! I'M FUCKING CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:The hell you are!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:Hmm, seems to me I...

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:...CUT OFF HIS SERVICE!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:Now who's gonna put a bun in my oven? Hmm... OH HEY MATT!

MaddMatt wrote:What the fuck do you want Browns?

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:Can I have your cum?

MaddMatt wrote:SURE CAN BROWNS BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WHORE!

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:Now who's gonna put a bun in my oven? Hmm... OH HEY MATT!

MaddMatt wrote:What the fuck do you want Browns?

Brownsxfanx31 wrote:Can I have your cum?

MaddMatt wrote:SURE CAN BROWNS BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WHORE!