BattleField Friends (BFFs)

"I need to learn to fly guys!"
"Well if you need a place to spawn, I'll be here"








These are hilarious.

"I can control night and day with this!" lmao

MaddMatter wrote:

I NEED AMMO!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

I NEED AMMO!

Here's my pistol thingy.... Oh shit....thats a grenade!

you should watch Battlefield with the Asfds (something like that), its a bunch of guys who do goofy stuff/bloopers while playing online.

Just did my first full game of multiplayer, went 8-13 I played better than I thought I would since I havent played a FPS online in awhile.....

Hey guys I hate to ask this, but where's the noon?
Idk probably gargling some dick somewhere.
Guys guess where I am!?
Garglimh dick?

Lmfao that was pearl.

MaddMatter wrote:

I fucking hate when ppl get in the tank and drive away when I'm repairing. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!

I hate when I join a game and see people launching shit.

I hate when I join a game just for it to end

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

I fucking hate when ppl get in the tank and drive away when I'm repairing. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!

I hate when I join a game and see people launching shit.

I hate when I join a game just for it to end

Dude just last night, we were playing right. And my boy is in the tank and he gets stuck on one of them half walls on the map with all the metal box thingys. But anyway, he gets stuck on one of them 3 ft metal fences by the garages, and hes like "Yo Master Roshi! I'm stuck help a brother out." So I hop out of the tank and C4 the metal fence and free him, I go to get back in the tank and someone stole my fucking spot, So I go onto team chat and cuss the fucker out. I end up dieing because of this, so I spawn in the helicopter, and who do I see spawn in there with me? This mother fucker! So I crash that bitch just to piss him off.

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

I fucking hate when ppl get in the tank and drive away when I'm repairing. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU!

I hate when I join a game and see people launching shit.

I hate when I join a game just for it to end

Dude just last night, we were playing right. And my boy is in the tank and he gets stuck on one of them half walls on the map with all the metal box thingys. But anyway, he gets stuck on one of them 3 ft metal fences by the garages, and hes like "Yo Master Roshi! I'm stuck help a brother out." So I hop out of the tank and C4 the metal fence and free him, I go to get back in the tank and someone stole my fucking spot, So I go onto team chat and cuss the fucker out. I end up dieing because of this, so I spawn in the helicopter, and who do I see spawn in there with me? This mother fucker! So I crash that bitch just to piss him off.

LOL YA FUCK THAT FUCKER

These things are hilarious.

They come out every Friday just to let you know.

Hey you guys having sex?

MaddMatter wrote:Hey you guys having sex?

BATTLEFIELD'S MY PUSSY!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:Hey you guys having sex?

BATTLEFIELD'S MY PUSSY!

WRONG ANSWER!

You got a shit bucket?

MaddMatter wrote:

Well I got a boner... AND MY SHIT BUCKET!

LMFAO

"UMADBRO???? UMADBROYOLO!!!!!"

"I'm BATTLETESTED!" "Nooo you are not that is probably the worst term for you"

"Look! There's an enemy!"
"I KNOW! HE'S PART OF THE LESSON!"
"HE'S MAD, BRO!"
"HE'S NOT MAD BRO!"
"MADBROYOLO!"

EASTER EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EASTER EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!

You're like 2 weeks late bruh!

The newer one was better.

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EASTER EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS!

You're like 2 weeks late bruh!

The newer one was better.

Oh you mean this?



"We're... we're not geese! There's nothing about... we're not flying... BIRDS..."

"OK, GOOSEBUMPS! OVER!"

"I'M THE ROSA PARKS OF BATTLEFIELD!"