Female Kicker?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/02/19/female-kicker-to-take-part-in-regional-scouting-combine/

I don't know why, but this really pisses me off.

eh, I dont care. I mean. Let us play the game of WHAT IF....

1. She makes a team and (No Idea what she looks like) is pretty hot. Marketability. Show her in some slutty dress doing kicker type stuff. Her value goes through the roof and I get on that shit immediately to be a trophy husband.
2. 1st missed kicked will have her on ESPN talking about how women dont belong in the NFL
3. 1st missed game tying/winning kick, how she reacts to being threatened with rape/death will be on ESPN

she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Hell if the Gramatica brothers can do it she can.

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

I want nick mangolds sister at RT for the jets.

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Would never happen.

Let's think about this for a second.

The average female, for arguments sake, is what? 5'4 115-120ish? The average NFL player is what, 6'4 240?

I could see a kick getting blocked, or a snap being fucked up, the chick getting the ball and (no pun intended) getting dog piled and getting fucked up.

Plus, how come we HAVE to be equal in EVERYTHING? Can't we just say that some things are made JUST for men and some things are made JUST for women? A girl is allowed to play football, but if a man tried to play softball or volleyball in college all hell would break loose. Stupid shit dude, stupid shit. Title IX and all that shit can just suck it.

MaddMatter wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Would never happen.

Let's think about this for a second.

The average female, for arguments sake, is what? 5'4 115-120ish? The average NFL player is what, 6'4 240?

I could see a kick getting blocked, or a snap being fucked up, the chick getting the ball and (no pun intended) getting dog piled and getting fucked up.

Plus, how come we HAVE to be equal in EVERYTHING? Can't we just say that some things are made JUST for men and some things are made JUST for women? A girl is allowed to play football, but if a man tried to play softball or volleyball in college all hell would break loose. Stupid shit dude, stupid shit. Title IX and all that shit can just suck it.

i can see some sexual harrasement law suits coming after she gets dog piled lol.

not to mention her showering after practice and games could be the starting scene for a porn movie lol.

TRU11 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Would never happen.

Let's think about this for a second.

The average female, for arguments sake, is what? 5'4 115-120ish? The average NFL player is what, 6'4 240?

I could see a kick getting blocked, or a snap being fucked up, the chick getting the ball and (no pun intended) getting dog piled and getting fucked up.

Plus, how come we HAVE to be equal in EVERYTHING? Can't we just say that some things are made JUST for men and some things are made JUST for women? A girl is allowed to play football, but if a man tried to play softball or volleyball in college all hell would break loose. Stupid shit dude, stupid shit. Title IX and all that shit can just suck it.

i can see some sexual harrasement law suits coming after she gets dog piled lol.

not to mention her showering after practice and games could be the starting scene for a porn movie lol.

"hey, I wanted to thank you for making that game winning kick"
"no problem, could you hand me that towel?"
'i got something else you can handle"
(waka wake chik bow chik a waka waka)

Like I said, if the gramatica brothers can do it she can lol

EPICx69 wrote:

TRU11 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Would never happen.

Let's think about this for a second.

The average female, for arguments sake, is what? 5'4 115-120ish? The average NFL player is what, 6'4 240?

I could see a kick getting blocked, or a snap being fucked up, the chick getting the ball and (no pun intended) getting dog piled and getting fucked up.

Plus, how come we HAVE to be equal in EVERYTHING? Can't we just say that some things are made JUST for men and some things are made JUST for women? A girl is allowed to play football, but if a man tried to play softball or volleyball in college all hell would break loose. Stupid shit dude, stupid shit. Title IX and all that shit can just suck it.

i can see some sexual harrasement law suits coming after she gets dog piled lol.

not to mention her showering after practice and games could be the starting scene for a porn movie lol.

"hey, I wanted to thank you for making that game winning kick"
"no problem, could you hand me that towel?"
'i got something else you can handle"
(waka wake chik bow chik a waka waka)

Did you use that line on the girl you wanted to ask out?

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

TRU11 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Would never happen.

Let's think about this for a second.

The average female, for arguments sake, is what? 5'4 115-120ish? The average NFL player is what, 6'4 240?

I could see a kick getting blocked, or a snap being fucked up, the chick getting the ball and (no pun intended) getting dog piled and getting fucked up.

Plus, how come we HAVE to be equal in EVERYTHING? Can't we just say that some things are made JUST for men and some things are made JUST for women? A girl is allowed to play football, but if a man tried to play softball or volleyball in college all hell would break loose. Stupid shit dude, stupid shit. Title IX and all that shit can just suck it.

i can see some sexual harrasement law suits coming after she gets dog piled lol.

not to mention her showering after practice and games could be the starting scene for a porn movie lol.

"hey, I wanted to thank you for making that game winning kick"
"no problem, could you hand me that towel?"
'i got something else you can handle"
(waka wake chik bow chik a waka waka)

Did you use that line on the girl you wanted to ask out?

1. she isnt a kicker
2. i didnt have class with her yet, this tuesday.
3. suck a dick homo

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

TRU11 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:she will NEVER play a down in the NFL,... why you ask? Because Kickers are required to tackle if they are in a position to do so and there is no way in hell that any chick will put herself out there to get trucked over, and imagine the guy that gets tackled by her? lol, he would never be able to live it down, into the History books as the first NFL football player tackled by girl kicker, lol ...it aint happenin....this is all for publicity, that is all

Would never happen.

Let's think about this for a second.

The average female, for arguments sake, is what? 5'4 115-120ish? The average NFL player is what, 6'4 240?

I could see a kick getting blocked, or a snap being fucked up, the chick getting the ball and (no pun intended) getting dog piled and getting fucked up.

Plus, how come we HAVE to be equal in EVERYTHING? Can't we just say that some things are made JUST for men and some things are made JUST for women? A girl is allowed to play football, but if a man tried to play softball or volleyball in college all hell would break loose. Stupid shit dude, stupid shit. Title IX and all that shit can just suck it.

i can see some sexual harrasement law suits coming after she gets dog piled lol.

not to mention her showering after practice and games could be the starting scene for a porn movie lol.

"hey, I wanted to thank you for making that game winning kick"
"no problem, could you hand me that towel?"
'i got something else you can handle"
(waka wake chik bow chik a waka waka)

Did you use that line on the girl you wanted to ask out?

1. she isnt a kicker
2. i didnt have class with her yet, this tuesday.
3. suck a dick homo

I HELP YOU OUT AND YOU CALL ME A HOMO? FUCK YOU! IMMA CRY NOW!

you have no right to say you helped me out until the bitch is in da bag doe.

till then, no.

Well.. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000146711/article/lauren-silbermans-nfl-tryout-lasts-two-short-kickoffs

ouch, at least shes hot

Stephen wrote:Well.. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000146711/article/lauren-silbermans-nfl-tryout-lasts-two-short-kickoffs

ouch, at least shes hot

I'd be scared to date her though. One fuck up and she kicks your balls right into your skull

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

Stephen wrote:Well.. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000146711/article/lauren-silbermans-nfl-tryout-lasts-two-short-kickoffs

ouch, at least shes hot

I'd be scared to date her though. One fuck up and she kicks your balls right into your skull

or tear her quad in the process

It's a mans game.