NHL Free Agency

David Moss to Phoenix Coyotes
Jonas Gustavsson to Detroit Red Wangs
Joe Corvo to Carolina Hurricanes
Colby Armstrong to Montreal Canadiens
Guillaume Latendresse to the Ottawa Senators
Ray Whitney to the Dallas Stars
Brad Boyes to New York Islanders

WOOOO DETROIT SIGNED SOMEONE! CHAMPIONSHIP!

Please refer to the NFL free agency thread for proper "Free agency" thread formatting.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=636656

There you go Hurp

FINE! SINCE YOU TWO WANT TO BE DOUCHEBAGS, GO DO THE UPDATES YOURSELF. FUCKING ASSHOLES...

Woooo we got Samuelson back! We're bringing the band back together!


Now we just need Suter and Semin!

4-16 for Hudler! LMAO Have fun with that Hurp.

MaddMatter wrote:4-16 for Hudler! LMAO Have fun with that Hurp.

Dude had 25 goals last season...

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:4-16 for Hudler! LMAO Have fun with that Hurp.

Dude had 25 goals last season...

He also played with Zetterbug and Filp.

Lol just wait. Just wait.

He'll be in your shootout lineup, and you know what he'll do? Slap Shot from 50 feet out!

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:4-16 for Hudler! LMAO Have fun with that Hurp.

Dude had 25 goals last season...

He also played with Zetterbug and Filp.

Lol just wait. Just wait.

He'll be in your shootout lineup, and you know what he'll do? Slap Shot from 50 feet out!

I can handle that

I guess Detroit has offered both Suter and Parise contracts of about $90 million over 10-12 years lol. 12 year contracts, that's nuts.

Hockeyy Insiderr ‏@HockeyyInsiderr

#CONFIRMED by 2 #NHL sources: Suter has VERBAL agreement with #REDWINGS. 13 year deal. Still tweaking payment allocation.

Hockeyy Insiderr ‏@HockeyyInsiderr

Sources say Suter to #RedWings will be announced after Parise announces his decision. Contract (minor) details still being arranged.

Both sources seem to believe Suter to #RedWings official announcement expected on July 5th. Friendly cap from what I hear but front loaded.

Take it for what it's worth.

https://twitter.com/#!/HockeyyInsiderr/

Parise and Suter both want to play with each other so...

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Parise and Suter both want to play with each other so...

This hockey Insiderr is saying that Parise is gonna be a Penquin....yuck.

I guess we go for Semin or maybe try to trade for a Bobby Ryan.

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Parise and Suter both want to play with each other so...

This hockey Insiderr is saying that Parise is gonna be a Penquin....yuck.

I guess we go for Semin or maybe try to trade for a Bobby Ryan.

LMAO SEMIN! HE SUCKS!

people pay attention to NHL free agency?

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Parise and Suter both want to play with each other so...

This hockey Insiderr is saying that Parise is gonna be a Penquin....yuck.

I guess we go for Semin or maybe try to trade for a Bobby Ryan.

LMAO SEMIN! HE SUCKS!

Hes a right handed shot! WE NEED THAT!

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Parise and Suter both want to play with each other so...

This hockey Insiderr is saying that Parise is gonna be a Penquin....yuck.

I guess we go for Semin or maybe try to trade for a Bobby Ryan.

LMAO SEMIN! HE SUCKS!

Hes a right handed shot! WE NEED THAT!

He's a cancer you dumb shit

Fuck Life.

Fuck you Suter, Fuck you. Minnesota has now become the fucking Miami Heat of the NHL.

GAH DAMNIT FUCK YOU SUTER! ONE POST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ALL ALONG WHY NOT JUST FUCKING SIGN ON SUNDAY THEN YOU BITCH.

MaddMatter wrote:GAH DAMNIT FUCK YOU SUTER! ONE POST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ALL ALONG WHY NOT JUST FUCKING SIGN ON SUNDAY THEN YOU BITCH.

When I heard the news, I thought "matt's gonna be pisseddddddddd." Well, sure enough...

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:GAH DAMNIT FUCK YOU SUTER! ONE POST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ALL ALONG WHY NOT JUST FUCKING SIGN ON SUNDAY THEN YOU BITCH.

When I heard the news, I thought "matt's gonna be pisseddddddddd." Well, sure enough...

No I get it, but the fact that he knew what he was going to do the whole time is something that pissed me off. If you know you're signing with Minnesota THEN DO IT ON SUNDAY DON'T WAIT 4 FUCKING DAYS.

Dude I was sitting in my car and they're like "Big news about Parise/Suter and the Wings coming up at 12:17" (This is at 12:13). So I pull up to Taco Bell and their like "They're gonna sign with Minnesota" I shut that damn radio off so fast and said "Fuck this gah damn bullshit, fuck'em"

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:GAH DAMNIT FUCK YOU SUTER! ONE POST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ALL ALONG WHY NOT JUST FUCKING SIGN ON SUNDAY THEN YOU BITCH.

When I heard the news, I thought "matt's gonna be pisseddddddddd." Well, sure enough...

No I get it, but the fact that he knew what he was going to do the whole time is something that pissed me off. If you know you're signing with Minnesota THEN DO IT ON SUNDAY DON'T WAIT 4 FUCKING DAYS.

Dude I was sitting in my car and they're like "Big news about Parise/Suter and the Wings coming up at 12:17" (This is at 12:13). So I pull up to Taco Bell and their like "They're gonna sign with Minnesota" I shut that damn radio off so fast and said "Fuck this gah damn bullshit, fuck'em"

He probably wasn't certain about what the deal was gonna be so he didnt come out and announce anything. And they're not the Miami Heat, that's just stupid to say

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:GAH DAMNIT FUCK YOU SUTER! ONE POST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ALL ALONG WHY NOT JUST FUCKING SIGN ON SUNDAY THEN YOU BITCH.

When I heard the news, I thought "matt's gonna be pisseddddddddd." Well, sure enough...

No I get it, but the fact that he knew what he was going to do the whole time is something that pissed me off. If you know you're signing with Minnesota THEN DO IT ON SUNDAY DON'T WAIT 4 FUCKING DAYS.

Dude I was sitting in my car and they're like "Big news about Parise/Suter and the Wings coming up at 12:17" (This is at 12:13). So I pull up to Taco Bell and their like "They're gonna sign with Minnesota" I shut that damn radio off so fast and said "Fuck this gah damn bullshit, fuck'em"

He probably wasn't certain about what the deal was gonna be so he didnt come out and announce anything. And they're not the Miami Heat, that's just stupid to say

Hey hey hey, fuck you. I know that, but gah damnit! Fuck you

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:GAH DAMNIT FUCK YOU SUTER! ONE POST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ALL ALONG WHY NOT JUST FUCKING SIGN ON SUNDAY THEN YOU BITCH.

When I heard the news, I thought "matt's gonna be pisseddddddddd." Well, sure enough...

No I get it, but the fact that he knew what he was going to do the whole time is something that pissed me off. If you know you're signing with Minnesota THEN DO IT ON SUNDAY DON'T WAIT 4 FUCKING DAYS.

Dude I was sitting in my car and they're like "Big news about Parise/Suter and the Wings coming up at 12:17" (This is at 12:13). So I pull up to Taco Bell and their like "They're gonna sign with Minnesota" I shut that damn radio off so fast and said "Fuck this gah damn bullshit, fuck'em"

He probably wasn't certain about what the deal was gonna be so he didnt come out and announce anything. And they're not the Miami Heat, that's just stupid to say

Hey hey hey, fuck you. I know that, but gah damnit! Fuck you

It's funny because you really wanted them, but you didn't get them