The Moment We've All Been Waiting For

http://richeisen.nfl.com/2013/02/26/rich-eisen-runs-the-40/


This guy used Deer Antler Spray lmfao

lmaoo deer antler spray Rich is too much. I like how Deion was back peddling and kept up dude still got it lol

Stephen wrote:lmaoo deer antler spray Rich is too much. I like how Deion was back peddling and kept up dude still got it lol

Deion wasn't even in the video bro.

That crazy kid, Leon Sandcastle though, that guy is something.

MaddMatter wrote:

Stephen wrote:lmaoo deer antler spray Rich is too much. I like how Deion was back peddling and kept up dude still got it lol

Deion wasn't even in the video bro.

That crazy kid, Leon Sandcastle though, that guy is something.

Right, Sandcastle.

Stephen wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

Stephen wrote:lmaoo deer antler spray Rich is too much. I like how Deion was back peddling and kept up dude still got it lol

Deion wasn't even in the video bro.

That crazy kid, Leon Sandcastle though, that guy is something.

Right, Sandcastle.

Sandcastle? Looks like an ugly Deion Sanders

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

Stephen wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

Stephen wrote:lmaoo deer antler spray Rich is too much. I like how Deion was back peddling and kept up dude still got it lol

Deion wasn't even in the video bro.

That crazy kid, Leon Sandcastle though, that guy is something.

Right, Sandcastle.

Sandcastle? Looks like an ugly Deion Sanders

your gif has a ghost head...

HEY A CHEETAH DON'T STRETCH BEFORE IT KILLS IT'S PREY!

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

Stephen wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

Stephen wrote:lmaoo deer antler spray Rich is too much. I like how Deion was back peddling and kept up dude still got it lol

Deion wasn't even in the video bro.

That crazy kid, Leon Sandcastle though, that guy is something.

Right, Sandcastle.

Sandcastle? Looks like an ugly Deion Sanders

your gif has a ghost head...

Did you use that line on that girl you wanted to ask out?

Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

She said she was busy? As in what? Like fuck you no, I'm busy. Or like, hey I got stuff today but maybe another time?

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

She said she was busy? As in what? Like fuck you no, I'm busy. Or like, hey I got stuff today but maybe another time?

no i asked "hey you want to grab coffee or lunch sometime" she said "no I am really busy" which is a polite lie of "no i dont like you, leave me alone"

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

She said she was busy? As in what? Like fuck you no, I'm busy. Or like, hey I got stuff today but maybe another time?

no i asked "hey you want to grab coffee or lunch sometime" she said "no I am really busy" which is a polite lie of "no i dont like you, leave me alone"

Listen, give it a week or so. If you see her, don't force a conversation but if there's an opportunity, talk to her. Don't ask her again, let her ask you. If she asks, then boom. If not, fuck it move on

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

She said she was busy? As in what? Like fuck you no, I'm busy. Or like, hey I got stuff today but maybe another time?

no i asked "hey you want to grab coffee or lunch sometime" she said "no I am really busy" which is a polite lie of "no i dont like you, leave me alone"

See, this is what pisses me off about women. BE FREAKEN HONEST AND STRAIGHTFOWARD. I'm almost at the point where, you know what? If your not going to be honest with me, and are more worried about something as trivial as hurting my feelings than being honest and straightfoward, your not my type. So see ya...

BaltRavensFan20 wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

She said she was busy? As in what? Like fuck you no, I'm busy. Or like, hey I got stuff today but maybe another time?

no i asked "hey you want to grab coffee or lunch sometime" she said "no I am really busy" which is a polite lie of "no i dont like you, leave me alone"

See, this is what pisses me off about women. BE FREAKEN HONEST AND STRAIGHTFOWARD. I'm almost at the point where, you know what? If your not going to be honest with me, and are more worried about something as trivial as hurting my feelings than being honest and straightfoward, your not my type. So see ya...

it aint that big of a deal. you move on. she isnt interested, you take the hint and find the next chick. its numbers man, one girl will say yes. I dont bug girls into getting with me. What girls show interest, I look into but I want mutual attraction. I can have any fat bitch I want, but I dont want a fat bitch. Just average.

EPICx69 wrote: I can have any fat bitch I want

Fat chicks are like Mopeds...they can be fun to ride, until your friends see you with one

EPICx69 wrote:

BaltRavensFan20 wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

EPICx69 wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Oh Epic didn't reply. I'm guessing either the chick rejected him, or he decided that she was too beautiful for this world, sliced off her head, and now has it sitting in his living room with all those animals he's killed

No, he kidnapped her and locked her up in his basement. I mean really, isn't that what true love really is?

no she actually didnt show up, going to try for today though

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER!

she actually didnt, today she did and she said no because she was busy. #1 girl down, I move on to #2 girl in art class. Priorities people, priorities.

She said she was busy? As in what? Like fuck you no, I'm busy. Or like, hey I got stuff today but maybe another time?

no i asked "hey you want to grab coffee or lunch sometime" she said "no I am really busy" which is a polite lie of "no i dont like you, leave me alone"

See, this is what pisses me off about women. BE FREAKEN HONEST AND STRAIGHTFOWARD. I'm almost at the point where, you know what? If your not going to be honest with me, and are more worried about something as trivial as hurting my feelings than being honest and straightfoward, your not my type. So see ya...

it aint that big of a deal. you move on. she isnt interested, you take the hint and find the next chick. its numbers man, one girl will say yes. I dont bug girls into getting with me. What girls show interest, I look into but I want mutual attraction. I can have any fat bitch I want, but I dont want a fat bitch. Just average.

I dont have a problem if a woman doesnt like me, just tell me straight up. Just say, sorry Im not interested in you. Thats all it takes. None of this crap where it makes it sound like shes being nice when shes turning you down. Personally I don't care of my feelins are hurt, I've been turned down many a time already. Its to the point now where a woman will happen whe she happens. Cause heres my thing, if shes not going to be straight up on me with that, what else wouldn't she be straight forward with if possible dating or marriage occured? Ya know?

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:

EPICx69 wrote: I can have any fat bitch I want

Fat chicks are like Mopeds...they can be fun to ride, until your friends see you with one

The sad part about this is (and don't take this the wrong way if your a large fellow yourself), but in todays society, fat is the new thin. Seems like its getting harder and harder to find a woman who is healthy and at a healthy weight, and isn't fat. I'm ok with curvy or a little meat, but not fat. Then all the fat women get in a uproar and say we are being shallow.

I have news for fat chicks, I'm 5-6/5-7 and like 115-120. I'm not getting crushed in bed by you

BaltRavensFan20 wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:

EPICx69 wrote: I can have any fat bitch I want

Fat chicks are like Mopeds...they can be fun to ride, until your friends see you with one

The sad part about this is (and don't take this the wrong way if your a large fellow yourself), but in todays society, fat is the new thin. Seems like its getting harder and harder to find a woman who is healthy and at a healthy weight, and isn't fat. I'm ok with curvy or a little meat, but not fat. Then all the fat women get in a uproar and say we are being shallow.

I have news for fat chicks, I'm 5-6/5-7 and like 115-120. I'm not getting crushed in bed by you

dont get me wrong, i like curvy chicks, i dont like skinny bitches all too much unless they are weird like a punk chick or something you know. I just dont do fat chicks with a stomach sticking out and stuff, aint my thing.

EPICx69 wrote:

BaltRavensFan20 wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:

EPICx69 wrote: I can have any fat bitch I want

Fat chicks are like Mopeds...they can be fun to ride, until your friends see you with one

The sad part about this is (and don't take this the wrong way if your a large fellow yourself), but in todays society, fat is the new thin. Seems like its getting harder and harder to find a woman who is healthy and at a healthy weight, and isn't fat. I'm ok with curvy or a little meat, but not fat. Then all the fat women get in a uproar and say we are being shallow.

I have news for fat chicks, I'm 5-6/5-7 and like 115-120. I'm not getting crushed in bed by you

dont get me wrong, i like curvy chicks, i dont like skinny bitches all too much unless they are weird like a punk chick or something you know. I just dont do fat chicks with a stomach sticking out and stuff, aint my thing.

I only like skinny chics if they are "averagly" skinny. I dont like it when i can see your ribs, or if you look like you need to eat a bunch of hamburgers. As long as they are proportionate to their height and such all around they are fine with me.