Bullshit Critic Reviews

http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-360/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-3/critic-reviews

http://www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-360/battlefield-3/critic-reviews

Really? How does Battlefield 3 get an average review of 84 while MW3 gets a 89? Let me get this straight. You rehash the same crap you've been doing for the last few years and you get a higher score than a game that put in a new engine and only flaws are that flashlights are too bright and that you sometimes can't play with friends? Fuck I saw a review where they said the single-player was awful. What the fuck? I enjoyed the hell out of the Campaign mode. It had everything with it other than driving a fucking submarine or going into space. Very well put together story

With COD, they rate the franchise over the actual game. Infinity Ward COD games get stupidly high ratings even though they're actually worse than the ones Treyarch make. IW haven't done a good COD game since COD4.

Mutant wrote:With COD, they rate the franchise over the actual game. Infinity Ward COD games get stupidly high ratings even though they're actually worse than the ones Treyarch make. IW haven't done a good COD game since COD4.

It's funny because if you compare the user reviews, Battlefield 3 has a much better rating. I understand that Battlefield 3 has some flaws, but how can you rate MW3 better? People still can run around quick scoping people, can still noobtube like little bitches, I've already saw a video of a people hacking the game. I'm just waiting on the commando lunge and some bad hit detection

Ask the reviewers.

I've come to expect them to give COD a high rating. MW2 was shit, the story made no sense and for awhile the online was full of glitches, hacks, and modders. I would have given it a 6/10 if I'd reviewd it, not the 10/10 or 9.5/10 other sites gave.

Not to mention that COD is now associated with zit-less teenage boys who's balls haven't dropped properly yet.

Mutant wrote:Ask the reviewers.

I've come to expect them to give COD a high rating. MW2 was shit, the story made no sense and for awhile the online was full of glitches, hacks, and modders. I would have given it a 6/10 if I'd reviewd it, not the 10/10 or 9.5/10 other sites gave.

Not to mention that COD is now associated with zit-less teenage boys who's balls haven't dropped properly yet.

BUT COD IS A MATURE GAME! HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!?!?

Oh right, because parents buy it for them then complain that the game is too violent

Hey thats not true! I dont have MW3. And I have alot of zits (pimples)... annoying as hell

Mutant wrote: teenage boys who's balls haven't dropped properly yet.

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

Oh right, because parents buy it for them then complain that the game is too violent

Those were the 2 best comebacks you could make online in Black Ops. We said that shit ALL the time. One kid (prolly 12 or so) actually tried saying we bought our games with Welfare.....lol dumbass 12 year olds.