DAMNIT NO!

http://www.freep.com/article/20120403/SPORTS02/120403032/Inge-will-platoon-at-2B-when-healthy-Leyland-says

NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, BRANDON INGE, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT BASEBALL. I GET IT, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GUY IN THE COMMUNITY BUT YOU CANT HIT A FUCKING BASEBALL TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHEN WE GOT PRINCE FIELDER BECAUSE THAT MEANT CABRERA WAS GOING TO PLAY THIRD. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU WENT TO THE OWNER, MIKE ILLITCH AND COMPLAINED LIKE A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD . HEY BRANDON GUESS WHAT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN REPLACED IF YOU COULD HIT BETTER THAN 175. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO BE AN EVERYDAY PLAYER WHEN YOU HIT LESS THAN 180. I MEAN DAMN! "BUT I WENT TO AN ALLSTAR GAME" NO, YOU GOT LUCKY. WHAT'D YOU DO IN THE HOMERUN DERBY? OH YEAH YOU GOT A GOOSE EGG. BRANDON I HOPE YOU GET CUT AND RETIRE JUST SO I NEVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOU AGAIN.

you have emotional problems

Maybe the Jays can give you Edwin Encarnacion. Just put him at 2B and watch the hilariousness. I guarantee 5 errors a game

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Maybe the Jays can give you Edwin Encarnacion. Just put him at 2B and watch the hilariousness. I guarantee 5 errors a game

I'd rather have Raburn or Don Kelley. But fuck Inge. .175! HE BATS 175!!!!

MaddMatt wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:Maybe the Jays can give you Edwin Encarnacion. Just put him at 2B and watch the hilariousness. I guarantee 5 errors a game

I'd rather have Raburn or Don Kelley. But fuck Inge. .175! HE BATS 175!!!!

HEY! I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT! YOUR NOT A FAN OF THE ORIOLES!!!!!! WE HAVENT WON A CHAMPIONSHIP IN YEARS!!!

MaddMatt wrote:http://www.freep.com/article/20120403/SPORTS02/120403032/Inge-will-platoon-at-2B-when-healthy-Leyland-says

NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, BRANDON INGE, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT BASEBALL. I GET IT, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GUY IN THE COMMUNITY BUT YOU CANT HIT A FUCKING BASEBALL TO SAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. YOU CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHEN WE GOT PRINCE FIELDER BECAUSE THAT MEANT CABRERA WAS GOING TO PLAY THIRD. THEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU WENT TO THE OWNER, MIKE ILLITCH AND COMPLAINED LIKE A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD . HEY BRANDON GUESS WHAT, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN REPLACED IF YOU COULD HIT BETTER THAN 175. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO BE AN EVERYDAY PLAYER WHEN YOU HIT LESS THAN 180. I MEAN DAMN! "BUT I WENT TO AN ALLSTAR GAME" NO, YOU GOT LUCKY. WHAT'D YOU DO IN THE HOMERUN DERBY? OH YEAH YOU GOT A GOOSE EGG. BRANDON I HOPE YOU GET CUT AND RETIRE JUST SO I NEVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOU AGAIN.

Yes, yes. Baseball always brings out my happy side too.

RSoxGuy wrote:Yes, yes. Baseball always brings out my happy side too.

We'll trade you Inge for a Peso!