Game of Thrones (beware spoilers)

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:

S wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:heres my take on what happens next...John Snow meets up with Khaleesi and they fall in love, then next year they domiante and take over as rulers of the world..bank it.

Thats what the fans would want to see happen. So no way in hell that happens lmao

well, lets spin it a little bit...Kahleesi and John Snow hook up, they are bangin all over the place, John Snow goes to take a piss in the forest but before he makes it there, one of Kahleesi's dragons swoops down and snatches him up for dinner..Kahleesi is now very angry at her dragons and orders them to be killed, thus ending Kahleesi's quest to be the High Queen...meanwhile, Tyrian Lannister escapes execution and leads Kahleesi's army against all and WINS!!! Tyrian has Khaleesi locked up in the dungeon, where he makes many many drunken naked midget visits with her.  The end

But does Bran Stark find the 3 eyed crow?

This is what we all want to know.

get this...that little bitch that The Hound has been protecting was having fun one day and set up several bird feeder traps, so happens to catch the mangy 3 eyed crow in one of them but before she can go and retrieve him, The Hound does and whiskely breaks the crows neck and exclaims " If I Cannot Eat 2 Fucking Chickens, I will Just Eat CROW!!" he wonders lazily over to the campfire and cooks it...Bran never walks again..the end

I. HATE. Bran.

Pintsizedjark wrote:I. HATE. Bran.

I'm starting to like him more and more. I think his character is progressing. The writers were purposely trying to tie him more into the story and change up his story line because people weren't liking him.

My feeling throughout that finale was "shit that's crazy, but I expected crazy."

Also, that thing that Puppetz said about Jon Snow might be in the right direction. Maybe he's hooking up with fire lady instead

I think this is the 1st post I had in this thread because I don't watch the show

EPICxPENGUIN69 wrote:I think this is the 1st post I had in this thread because I don't watch the show

HEATHEN!!!!!!!!

You must watch it.


Also btw the Season 4 Finale was balls to the fucking wall awesome. Best finale of a season i've seen in really any show yet. What a way to cap off an exciting fourth season.

tubbs51 wrote:

EPICxPENGUIN69 wrote:I think this is the 1st post I had in this thread because I don't watch the show

HEATHEN!!!!!!!!

You must watch it.


Also btw the Season 4 Finale was balls to the fucking wall awesome. Best finale of a season i've seen in really any show yet. What a way to cap off an exciting fourth season.

is it HBO or Show time? either way, I don't have either

EPICxPENGUIN69 wrote:

tubbs51 wrote:

EPICxPENGUIN69 wrote:I think this is the 1st post I had in this thread because I don't watch the show

HEATHEN!!!!!!!!

You must watch it.


Also btw the Season 4 Finale was balls to the fucking wall awesome. Best finale of a season i've seen in really any show yet. What a way to cap off an exciting fourth season.

is it HBO or Show time? either way, I don't have either

HBO but you can find it online for sure

Bran is gonna inherit Khaleesi's lost dragons soul and body, John Snow is still gonna bang Khaleesi, Khaleesi is still gonna do nude ravage fuck scenes.....ok enough about Khaleesi...

The wildlings King will be killed..revolting John Snow against that other dudes huge army, thats where Khaleesi comes in..DAMMIT!! i said NO MORE KHALEESI!!!   well anyways, khaleesi's army will save John Snow and they both will be fucking from here to Hong kong...The Hound doesnt die...he actually catches up to BIG BITCH and they hit it off romantically and adopt the little Stark....OH and Tyrian is gonna be somewhere in the middle of all this shit..like I said, hes gonna be in charge of some castle duties and making trips to the dungeon to service Khaleesi..

Bank IT!!!

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:Bran is gonna inherit Khaleesi's lost dragons soul and body, John Snow is still gonna bang Khaleesi, Khaleesi is still gonna do nude ravage fuck scenes.....ok enough about Khaleesi...

The wildlings King will be killed..revolting John Snow against that other dudes huge army, thats where Khaleesi comes in..DAMMIT!! i said NO MORE KHALEESI!!!   well anyways, khaleesi's army will save John Snow and they both will be fucking from here to Hong kong...The Hound doesnt die...he actually catches up to BIG BITCH and they hit it off romantically and adopt the little Stark....OH and Tyrian is gonna be somewhere in the middle of all this shit..like I said, hes gonna be in charge of some castle duties and making trips to the dungeon to service Khaleesi..

Bank IT!!!

Hate to break it to you, but I heard that after season 4, Emilie Clarke doesn't want to do nude scenes. So better stock up on that old footage

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:Bran is gonna inherit Khaleesi's lost dragons soul and body, John Snow is still gonna bang Khaleesi, Khaleesi is still gonna do nude ravage fuck scenes.....ok enough about Khaleesi...

The wildlings King will be killed..revolting John Snow against that other dudes huge army, thats where Khaleesi comes in..DAMMIT!! i said NO MORE KHALEESI!!!   well anyways, khaleesi's army will save John Snow and they both will be fucking from here to Hong kong...The Hound doesnt die...he actually catches up to BIG BITCH and they hit it off romantically and adopt the little Stark....OH and Tyrian is gonna be somewhere in the middle of all this shit..like I said, hes gonna be in charge of some castle duties and making trips to the dungeon to service Khaleesi..

Bank IT!!!

Hate to break it to you, but I heard that after season 4, Emilie Clarke doesn't want to do nude scenes. So better stock up on that old footage

She restructured her contract just before the third season to include a clause that means no nude scenes for Dany. I heard about it last year.

tubbs51 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:Bran is gonna inherit Khaleesi's lost dragons soul and body, John Snow is still gonna bang Khaleesi, Khaleesi is still gonna do nude ravage fuck scenes.....ok enough about Khaleesi...

The wildlings King will be killed..revolting John Snow against that other dudes huge army, thats where Khaleesi comes in..DAMMIT!! i said NO MORE KHALEESI!!!   well anyways, khaleesi's army will save John Snow and they both will be fucking from here to Hong kong...The Hound doesnt die...he actually catches up to BIG BITCH and they hit it off romantically and adopt the little Stark....OH and Tyrian is gonna be somewhere in the middle of all this shit..like I said, hes gonna be in charge of some castle duties and making trips to the dungeon to service Khaleesi..

Bank IT!!!

Hate to break it to you, but I heard that after season 4, Emilie Clarke doesn't want to do nude scenes. So better stock up on that old footage

She restructured her contract just before the third season to include a clause that means no nude scenes for Dany. I heard about it last year.

Such a shame

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

tubbs51 wrote:

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MASTRxOFxPUPPETZ wrote:Bran is gonna inherit Khaleesi's lost dragons soul and body, John Snow is still gonna bang Khaleesi, Khaleesi is still gonna do nude ravage fuck scenes.....ok enough about Khaleesi...

The wildlings King will be killed..revolting John Snow against that other dudes huge army, thats where Khaleesi comes in..DAMMIT!! i said NO MORE KHALEESI!!!   well anyways, khaleesi's army will save John Snow and they both will be fucking from here to Hong kong...The Hound doesnt die...he actually catches up to BIG BITCH and they hit it off romantically and adopt the little Stark....OH and Tyrian is gonna be somewhere in the middle of all this shit..like I said, hes gonna be in charge of some castle duties and making trips to the dungeon to service Khaleesi..

Bank IT!!!

Hate to break it to you, but I heard that after season 4, Emilie Clarke doesn't want to do nude scenes. So better stock up on that old footage

She restructured her contract just before the third season to include a clause that means no nude scenes for Dany. I heard about it last year.

Such a shame

Doesn't really make sense to me. The whole world has already seen you naked (several times). Why is it now a problem lol. What did she gain a new found sense of self respect for herself.

Started watching about a month ago.


Mother fuckers killed Ned! Gahd damnit! NED WAS THE MAN!

MaddMatter wrote:Started watching about a month ago.


Mother fuckers killed Ned! Gahd damnit! NED WAS THE MAN!

I'm digging this new season. People have said it's slow but I like it. Good build up

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:Started watching about a month ago.


Mother fuckers killed Ned! Gahd damnit! NED WAS THE MAN!

I'm digging this new season. People have said it's slow but I like it. Good build up

I'm still on season 1 sir...I've got a long way to go to where you are at.

Not going to lie, never watched the show. But I heard they had a rape scene and more people are pissed about a rape of a fictional character on a show then the real rape of a woman who just went to graduation carrying a mattress as part of the statement about "carrying the weight" because her rapist is still allowed to attend the school

Just finished season one.

I think Arya is the biggest badass on the show.

EPICxPENGUIN69 wrote:Not going to lie, never watched the show. But I heard they had a rape scene and more people are pissed about a rape of a fictional character on a show then the real rape of a woman who just went to graduation carrying a mattress as part of the statement about "carrying the weight" because her rapist is still allowed to attend the school

Ya it was pretty brutal. Without spoiling anything, all I'll say is one character raped another, while another one was forced to watch...

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:Started watching about a month ago.


Mother fuckers killed Ned! Gahd damnit! NED WAS THE MAN!

I'm digging this new season. People have said it's slow but I like it. Good build up

I like it so far. Its got some low key things going on. Its never really been like big battles n shit. Its about the story

Oh shit.

Arya got that one slave guy she freed on her side and he killed the torturer guy.

Awwww shit.


I've got to say there's like 6 different stories going on at once and while it's awesome and it keeps you guessing on what is happening. It's hard to follow. It's got to be pretty difficult to have basically 5-8 main storylines going on at once that all tie into each other somehow.

Midway through season 2 boys, I'm catching up! Might finish off season 2 later tonight/early in the morning.

MaddMatter wrote:Oh shit.

Arya got that one slave guy she freed on her side and he killed the torturer guy.

Awwww shit.


I've got to say there's like 6 different stories going on at once and while it's awesome and it keeps you guessing on what is happening. It's hard to follow. It's got to be pretty difficult to have basically 5-8 main storylines going on at once that all tie into each other somehow.

Midway through season 2 boys, I'm catching up! Might finish off season 2 later tonight/early in the morning.

Everyone on here who is fully caught up is looking at this going "this guy knows nothing about what's happening"

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:Oh shit.

Arya got that one slave guy she freed on her side and he killed the torturer guy.

Awwww shit.


I've got to say there's like 6 different stories going on at once and while it's awesome and it keeps you guessing on what is happening. It's hard to follow. It's got to be pretty difficult to have basically 5-8 main storylines going on at once that all tie into each other somehow.

Midway through season 2 boys, I'm catching up! Might finish off season 2 later tonight/early in the morning.

Everyone on here who is fully caught up is looking at this going "this guy knows nothing about what's happening"

I'm like 4 seasons behind lol.

HurpDurpHurray wrote:

MaddMatter wrote:Oh shit.

Arya got that one slave guy she freed on her side and he killed the torturer guy.

Awwww shit.


I've got to say there's like 6 different stories going on at once and while it's awesome and it keeps you guessing on what is happening. It's hard to follow. It's got to be pretty difficult to have basically 5-8 main storylines going on at once that all tie into each other somehow.

Midway through season 2 boys, I'm catching up! Might finish off season 2 later tonight/early in the morning.

Everyone on here who is fully caught up is looking at this going "this guy knows nothing about what's happening"

lmao I was reading that thinking "Damn that seems like ages ago"

Last night episode tho. I wish they would just get on with what's going to happen lol

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